When Bitcoin Hits $1,000,000: Don’t Panic—It’s Just the End of the Financial World as We Know It

What happens when a “magic internet coin” outgrows gold, humbles the dollar, and makes your financial advisor suddenly “always believed in it.”

Let’s get this straight

Yes, you read that right—one million dollars per Bitcoin. The number sounds absurd until you realize it’s been absurd all the way up. Remember when $10K was a joke? When CNBC anchors laughed at $100K? Yeah, about that.

At $1M, Bitcoin isn’t a “trade.” It’s an era. We’re talking about a financial ecosystem where digital scarcity bec…